trolley girl - person on the other line saying "back dat ass up!" she says "i'll pack when I get home!" other person says, "no, BACK DAT ASS UP!" she says "stop shouting!!!" then hangs up and mouths "fuckin' bitch" to the cell phone

the bourbon street flasher - i swear, we were the only person who on bourbon street who said "show us your tits" followed by "now tell us the story of your life, do you have kids? who are you here with? no, don't talk to that guy, he's gross. -- WE CARE -- "

mike's and my "simultaneous thought tattoos", inspired by (and followed through with) the lightening bolt. other simultaneous thoughts include the "token white man", "a third nipple", and "dollar in cleavage"

mike's idea for a beignet tattoo?

me grabbing dave's nip in cafe du monde; dave shrieks like a girl

the asian lady in cafe du monde

homeless man says "i DEMAND MORE every minute" to mike's shirt

blind guy in front of walgreens: "hello, hello, hello, hello...."

who can forget singing sweet caroline at lafitte's blacksmith shop with casio on the piano

chubby girl i was proud of

dave being propositioned (the first time) at the gay bar

me getting drunk within 40 minutes of arrival

lebannon cafe

munn. brothers sucking ass with directions

vet fight at the abby

playin' pool

dave getting pissed at $7 shots of citron

family running through the french quarter

fat women with son in hand running through audubon park trying to catch the trolly. son falls. we laugh.

the petted calf

micropenis/gigapenis/nanopenis/tinypenis/uncutpenis/bentpenis/hungpenis/nopenis

at cc's coffee shop -- monica: "changing 'diagram' to 'diaphragm'". dave: "i have an idean, why don't you change 'diagram' to 'diaphram'". Mike says "whaaat", I spit out my tea.

something about a beignet doubling as a cuntrag

"we are our own cirque de soleil"

mark/will's bar