well, it took me almost two years....

but I finally put the photos up (almost all 500+ of them).

I learned two things while putting this together:

a.) I am SOOOO much better at taking pictures now. It was almost painful looking at how bad some of these were. I'll blame it on the bad fleurescent lighting of the dormitory where ALMOST ALL OF THESE PICTURES WERE TAKEN. yeesh...

and 2.) I looked so bad at Penn State!! Why didn't anyone tell me? Need I mention the "who's gonna tell her?" game? I guess no one could decide.

hence, I have designed this page in the style of someone who knows jack shit about html.

okay, here we go. one comment first. pay attention to how much alcohol shows up in the background of many of the photos. wackiness!

playin' pool - at the hetzel union building and paul robeson cultural center!!
bicurious george?
the parfait party - in a word, unforgettable. in another word: cecelia.
caramel apples
courtney's butt mold
reuniting belinda with chris turton
chi-squared
drinkin' at 4:50am - after my shift at the Diner
stalking alex faber - at ye olde college diner
ice skating - with adrian ocneanu!!
miscellaneous photos

Now I must quote a song:

I wanna be where the boosh-hairs are
I wanna see
Wanna see 'em knottin'
Twisted' around in those
(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh - hairs
Flippin' your pubes you don't get too far
A boosh is required for conjugatin' ray charles
Strokin' along down a
(What's that word again?) crotch

Up where they grow
Up where they're free
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free
Wish I could be
Part of that boosh.