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June 29, 2003

i'm more than a bird

this weekend has turned out to be rather excellent, and it's not even over yet.

friday night: got to re-view Annie Hall and drink wine. pictures will follow eventually.

saturday: managed to wake up at 11am hangover-free and went to the gym. decent workout, though i'm slightly boggled by the fact that i excercise all the time yet feel fatter (phatter?) than i did in austin -- either it's the overabundance of skinny fit people in georgia or my excessive eating habits. we'll see how the rest of my clothes fit when i return (in less than a week, might i add -- how nice it is to say that).

re-viewed X-men 2 at the dollar cinema. wolverine is still hot. HOT. this will get me through the night.

capped off the night with a trip to The Globe. elation was had when they played 3 prince songs in a row: raspberry beret, alphabet st., kiss. spilled water on allison. oops.

i've decided that "Superman" by Five for Fighting is all about being a mathematician... or at least a math student.

on a final, more nerdy note, i've learned of a program called "forty-two", an OS X app that encodes DVDs to DIVX (and actually works, finally). I'm going to give it a test drive tomorrow. Yeah!

June 27, 2003

quotes

that's really cool, that's like, burninating the conjecture.
-piatek

it's hot in here. i'm taking off my shoes...what? i'm practically menopausal - it's true.
-allison

rommel lifts us up where we belong.
-monica

good night old lady
-michael to monica, who apparently goes to bed too early

i am freakishly horny and it's ridiculous.
it would be funny if it weren't sad.
-lotus blossom

rommel: what's trogdor?
allison: oh, it's the burninator.

the trouble with blogs

this morning my coffee and i stumbled upon the blog of an old friend. here i learned more things about this person than i really needed to know. no, my old comrade hadn't stumbled into s&m or face painting, just overt expression of what must be extremely personal topics. why oh why?? there are only so many carrie bradshaws out there who deserve the right to publically write about the trials and tribulations of their personal lives. i was really disappointed in this chap, who i used to think had it together. but once a person starts posting AIM conversations and mood icons to their page, i'm forced to believe they've completely lost it.

then again, maybe i'd feel extreme relief if i revealed some personal details about myself in this forum. maybe i'd get some attention, or at least some cookies (peanut butter, please, with the criss-cross fork indentations). i searched for "depressed blog" on google and found this as inspirado. let's give this a go...

mood: aphrodisitastic
music: TLC, "Waterfalls"

happy birthday to courtfitz. she turned 24 today! i e-mailed her but she didn't write me back. i guess she's too busy picking her patch to worry about her old friend monica. people like that really piss me off. i hope her birthday sucked.

wait a second... i love courtfitz. she's like sex in courtney form.

attempt 2 at angst: still dealing with the fact that i have no ass. to compensate i ordered a bunch of underwear from victoria secret. now i feel pretty damn sexy. zoiks. need to change my panties again.

damn.

oh well. per phil's suggestion, i came up with a great promotional toy for myself: a monigotchi, reminiscent of the tamagotchi. remember those? this way, people could carry around a miniature electronic monica on their keychain. responsible owners only please! the monigotchi requires food, spooning, and sponge baths.

oh yeah, iChat AV rocks the box!

June 23, 2003

chattahoochee hike

great weekend all around. saturday was spent jazzing up my wardrobe. during this time, i was informed that i have "no ass". (i knew it!) in an effort to add a little junk to my trunk, an italian dinner was had at the basil press. bananas foster was prepared tableside -- video here (18mb). a moment was had when phil proposed a toast to blossoming new friendships.

this afternoon i went hiking in the appalacians to the chattahoochee river (photos). the pictures are pretty lame -- no epic views or anything like that. but the walk was fantastic and the weather was beautiful.

tomorrow, work work work. i have 10 working days left to finish a somewhat substantial project. and then, home again home again booshity boosh.

one minor point of great hilarity (at least to me). the scene: on the elevator with rommel and allison, all of us armed with our trash. random guy gets on and i apologize for all the garbage. as random guy gets off at his floor, guy says: "that's a lot of trash". my response, for the benefit of my new friends: "well i'm a very dirty girl". there i go, being a loser and quoting myself again, but i was really proud of that.

June 21, 2003

athfest

athfest this weekend. went out last night to celebrate... hit the globe first for a hoegaarden. the globe has t-shirts; must acquire one before the end of my stay here.

following the globe, there were some issues involving a certain underaged person among us, but we finally found a place that let us in. it was called "the tasty boosh", or something like that, and inside i was pleasantly surprised with the quality of the music. blues, rock and roll -- fun all around. i imbibed a great deal of newcastle, and sang along when the band played "sister christian".

athfest was a great opportunity to try out the quality of low light photography with my new canon s50. here are some (mostly blurry) pictures from the evening and a short avi taken at the globe.

June 20, 2003

is someone trying to tell me something, or are people just plain stupid?

i vote stupid.

humor at the engine room last night. i've mentioned my recent hair cut -- it's short, but with may key touches of feminity, or so i think. still, i am in the south and people here are still quite ignorant to the continuing changes in the fashion climate. so, i go to the engine room with rommel and allison, walk out onto the deck with my paulaner h-w, and the first thing i hear is some random girl say, rather drunken and loudly, "hey, a lesbian!" since i get this a lot, out of a certain amount of frustration, i said at a similar volume level, "i'm not gay!" (not that there's anything wrong with that.) what i should have said is, "hey, a black person!", as she was the only one at this particular bar. that would have been ironic, unless of course i don't understand irony. which is possible.

spied a really awful shirt today. a roy lichtenstein-esque image on a t-shirt that read,"i don't care if i'm late for class -- he's wearing abercrombie".

after an hour of investigation, i located the package containing my camera. joy. pictures to follow once the battery is charged.

i might go skydiving next weekend. we're trying to swindle a group rate, but who knows. according to uga grad C.M., "a hit of acid costs $5 and is far more exciting." does he have a point?

June 19, 2003

pokemon? i'm in hell

it's so cool that michael likes keeping track of quotes (though it'd be far cooler if he had a portal). it really makes the reu more fun for everyone. here's another classic from yours truly:

this is where we bonk, and then i shower.

this refers to my disapproval of baby cribs in the parents' bedroom as related to an episode of While You Were Out. i don't know why that's funny; in fact, at the time i felt that my comment wasn't really well thought out. oh well.

happened upon a cool ass book at the library: The Visual Food Encyclopedia. it was as if fate took charge when the first entry i randomly turned to was avacado (i gasped). sadly the book was considered "reference" and i couldn't check it out.

i've rediscovered strong BAD since coming to athens. what master's report?

haircut today. yes, i know it's only been 2 weeks since my last cut. but since letting myself go last semester, the hair was in need of a major chop that i wasn't quite ready for. sadly, the semi-chop resulted in curly horns coming out of the side of my head that the georgia humidity intensified. now i think my hair's too short. fjear not texas folk, it should be back to its old shaggy (shorty you're my angel) self by the time i get back to tejas.

speaking of fjear: the boosh is catching on in georgia!!

June 18, 2003

17 days left and counting

i came to athens expecting relief from my fast-paced high-stress austin lifestyle, but instead i've found new complications replacing old ones.

to begin with, the nearest bar to my dorm is a 15 minute walk (uphill). who are the city planners who came up with that one?

and then i bought my camera, which could only be shipped to my billling address in austin. props to tim for posting my package to athens.

things really hit the fan last night when i was bamboozled by one of the reu students. a few weeks ago, after the math bbq, i was proclaiming the glories of jimmy johns (which is new to athens folk). some of the students didn't believe that these sandwhiches were all that great, so i told michael and amy that i'd buy them a sandwhich just to prove how delicious these sandwhiches are. last night michael decided to take me up on my offer. i even had it delivered, which meant i'd be paying tip in addition to the cost of the sammich. so the delivery guy gets here and says to michael: "still hungry?" i peiced together that michael had already been to jimmy johns earlier that day. naturally i was a little pissed. that's the last time I buy sandwhiches for anyone.

michael is apparently one of those "quote" people and wants me to save the quotes he deems memorable. unfortunately, all the quotes seem to be by me, and i feel like a bit of a loser quoting myself on my own website. but for him, i'll do it. the line that started it all:

i hope you're enjoying your sandwich, douche bag.

we watched fatal attraction on monday night, which inspired another quote by me to a slightly freaked out allison:

i'd spoon you but i have salsa hands.

slightly related to the popularity of my "one-liners" in the south is my contagious "northern" accent. i've been informed that some of the students are picking up certain "monica-isms". this is pleasing to me; at least i've brought something to athens, besides my witty charm.

as the subject implies, i have 17 days left in athens. my days are full of rain, laughter, programming, and jizz jokes. it sounds like a full life, but i am becoming increasingly more excited about returning home. in the meantime, i look forward to shorter term items, like athfest, moutains, and spreading the word of the boosh.

June 14, 2003

afternoons and coffeespoons

good times prevail despite the rain. "brunch" was had at the grit, a vegetarian restaurant here in athens. my omelette was good, but i got bamboozled on the fruit cup ($2.25? come on). nevertheless, at some point i'll return for some falafel.

afterwards, we headed over to an rei-type place where i picked up some new gym shoes (the sketchers haven't been doin' it for my my epic walks through uga). i settled on a pair of blue merrell reflexes. they seem pretty boss. i have big feet. =(

we also made a trip to the an art shop where i bought a sketch book and a pencil.

disappointment was had by ME when my compatriates didn't share in my desire for an afternoon beer.

watched part of Bridget Jones' Diary this afternoon. it was painful to watch, but only because Bridget Jones reminded me of myself at times: awkward.

some people in my group went to the arcade today to play Dance Dance Revolution. I'm mildly intrigued -- perhaps I'll check it out next time they go. Then again...

working for the weekend

when quitting time finally arrived at 6pm friday night, the look of relief was apparent on many of the summer reu students' faces. i admit that i, too, shared in the glory. we had a long but reasonably productive week. the lecture series was clear and informative, and our first two days of coding was surprisingly fruitful. still, after working last weekend and all week, i was ready for a break.

first stop: dinner. we had mexican food at Agua Linda's, which is apparently top-of-the-line in Athens, Georgia. Still, it doesn't compare to the food one can get in Austin. The quesadillas were decent, but left me missing my weekend afternoon trips for the cheese enchiladas at Julio's (how do they make their red sauce so damn good?!).

My dormmate finally rescued her N64 from storage, so my room was a bit of of madhouse last night. So Allison, Rommel and I escaped to Molly O'Shea's "Irish Pub", which was a little too clean and well polished to be called a pub. Maybe it just hasn't been broken in yet. Then again, the bartenders didn't seem to know how to pour Guiness, so perhaps not. Still, we had a pretty good time, but not as good as Holly who joined us at midnight on the onset of her 21st birthday.

The Globe is still my favorite bar in Athens to date.

Here are some pictures of the night's festivities.

June 12, 2003

the globe

dear diary,
it's been four days since my last confession. things have been strangely busy here in the deep south. the man has me workin from 1-9pm, so it is hard to get a word in edgewise with you.

i purchased a digital camera yesterday: a canon s50. i am anxiously anticipating its arrival.

last night, after a failed attempt to go to the half moon pub, Alison, Phil, Rommel, and I headed to our old standby: the globe. best quote: "that beer's not gonna drink itself." thanks, alison. yay, photos.

June 07, 2003

if i were...

If I were a Springer-Verlag Graduate Text in Mathematics, I would be Saunders Mac Lane's Categories for the Working Mathematician.

I provide an array of general ideas useful in a wide variety of fields. Starting from foundations, I illuminate the concepts of category, functor, natural transformation, and duality. I then turn to adjoint functors, which provide a description of universal constructions, an analysis of the representation of functors by sets of morphisms, and a means of manipulating direct and inverse limits.

Which Springer GTM would you be?
The Springer GTM
Test

rain falling on athens

the "royal we" of athens, georgia have seen 1.54 inches of rain so far this month. at least we've had relatively mild temperatures, mostly in the mid 70s. on this day in 1933 it was 102 F!!

the weather has resulted in an overabundance of indoor activity.

pros:
had cingular plan switched to a national plan (the nokia calls out to you)
reading reading reading
hydration
blind spot magazine (which doesn't seem to have a website: peculiar)
cottage cheese and pineapple
scored a punch card at the coffee shoppe called "Favorite": i'm getting comfortable here

cons:
cabin fever
lethargy
boredom
unreasonably emotional reaction to bnl's what a good boy

things picked up when a new REU student arrived. he had to pick up a few things, so i joined him on a trip to the sto'. i have now seen first-hand how wal-mart has taken over small town america: it seems to be THE place that athens people go for groceries and other household items. last monday i strolled downtown and wondered why i couldn't find a small grocery or convenience store; now it's obvious. and they call this progress. plenty of people complain about this enough, so i'll spare you. instead, my wal-mart report card:
Human Rights: F
Diversity: F
Community: F
Ecology: F
Availability of Care Bears Pillow Cases: A

the night got pretty good when a trip to The Globe ensued. The Globe reminded me of a place I went to in London, so I guess that means it was a decent pub. they had a fairly limited selection draughts, but i managed to put back 52 oz. of pilsner urquell. i'd call that a good night.

i'm feelin' pretty proud of myself at the moment; apparently i haven't lost all of my resourcefulness from the dorm life i once lived some six years ago. so i bought a sandwich yesterday that had a huge amount of feta cheese on it. so i took some of it off and saved it! this enabled me to have a toasted feta and avocado sandwich this afternoon. what a delight!

on saturday's to do list:
buy a new digital camera (probably from Sony's Cyber-shot series)
"swoll"
write up some of yesterday's results
miss ivy

June 05, 2003

dreams really can come true

martha has fallen from grace. this really is my day. the empire is crumbling. gone are the days of glue guns, fake flowers, wreaths made of pine cones, and other tedious arts and crafts projects. martha stewart "living" -- what a farce!

i think i shall sleep well tonight.

June 04, 2003

sun, spades, and swoll

today started out with some unfortunate news. you see, i did not pass one of my prelims. but i did learn that i passed my area b. and with that good news, my day kept on improving.

i discovered that there's a coffee shop right outside o-house (my dorm). caffeine at last. some work-related events occurred, and i'm happy to announce that i now have a semi-decent clue as to what i'll be doing while i'm here with the peaches.

the weather is fairly good here. people complain about the humidity, but i must not notice it because athens is not nearly as hot as austin (temp was in the 70s most of the day). so i haven't minded all the walking i've been doing (sun). the campus is really quite beautiful.

today i finally got my uga card, which meant i could trek over to the gym and get a membership for the month ($16). the gym is grandiose (see photo above). my head was spinning like a top when i approached it. it has something rediculous like 2 olympic sized swimming pools, an indoor AND outdoor climbing wall, and a hoard of "freakshow" atheletes. (there seems to be a higher concentration of insanely built individuals in athens vs. austin.) rafi, you would probably have a very hard time getting anything done at the uga gym.

when it comes down to it, however, the weight room isn't anything spectacular. i think i like rsc's at ut better. but maybe that's my comfort zone. i hate going to the gym for the first time. it's always so awkward. i got stopped at the door to the weightroom because i had a water bottle. apparently those aren't allowed -- what's that all about?

whateva, i'm not complaining (yes i am). i am "blessed" to have the kind of life that is so lazy that i actually need to go to a building specifically designed for excercise in order to avoid my pending fat ass from expanding further (swoll).

on my way to the gym i passed by a haircut store. i decided to take the opportunity to tame my fro (the only way i know that it really is humid in ga is that my hair just about doubled in size when i got here). i think this might be the best haircut i've had since my first "stylist" at rick's.

damn i look good!

upon my return from the gymnasium, i found some undergrads lounging in the, well, lounge. i joined them in a game of cards (spades), during which time i learned that they are "of age". at one point, the phrase, "i could drink you under the table" was uttered by yours truly, so i may actually have some fun this weekend.

cheers.

June 03, 2003

from georgia with love

there is a reason why i've disappeared for these past few weeks. it all started with finals, which segwayed into teaching related madness, and then ended quite suddenly with prelims. somehow i made it through all of them with varying degrees of success. that is all you need to know, and all i wish to say.

a bizarre twist in my limited academic network has landed me in the peach state. this means that i will be living in a dorm until july 5th (small room, cinderblock walls: not cool) and hopefully doing some interesting programming in the meantime (knots, genetic algorithms: very cool).

knot that you care, but athens, ga is an incredibly beautiful town full of trees, music, and culture. it has been nice visiting with dad's side of the family for a change.

but before i go on, i do knot want to skip on several notable details that preceded my temporary relocation. most notably: i had 9 days off between prelims and pullying a gladys knight. during this time i went on a kick ass motorcycle ride, which has further feuled my desire to purchase my own two wheeled beast (knot a crotch rocket). i drank a great deal of beer and failed to get a haircut. happy birthday to tim, who celebrated his 26th last sunday. sadly, the weekend was spent moving him out of 3205 and into my place, where he is keeping my cat company before he can move into his newly purchased house. you can find a picture of ivy getting along without me on tim's website.

at this time, props must be presented to rafi for his generous ride to the airport.

now that i'm in athens, i feel a strange subtle hankering for a toga party. and by toga party, i mean a social life. but in the pit of my so-called "soul" there is a sense of relief, for this is the first time in a while i've had a good stretch of alone time. i am knot knocking the tenets of my wonderful friends in austin, for i miss them deeply (what's a girl gotta do to get a drinking buddy around here?). but with prelims sucking the life out of me for weeks, I am finally able to breath. to collect. to reflect. to breakdance.

in between my bouts with zen booshism, i took a trip to see satan himself this afternoon: walmart. there i acquired a mini-fridge and filled it with milk, baby carrots, cottage cheese, and six bottles of Killians Irish Red. Killians: my first love of beers. a memory starts: uiuc 2000, joe's brewery, jerry bought me a pint of Killians. i drank it and i didn't gag as i had done so many times with other, less quality beers. and so a love affair began.

also purchased at walmart: bread, deoderant, a plastic cup, antibacterial hand soap, bananas.

an onion was purchased for the driver.

the onion sparked some sadness: i miss my migas. to cope, i decided to hit it with george killians (it's like sex in beer form). then i realized i didn't have a bottle opener and momentarily freaked. then i recalled that, because i had left my keys with tim and didn't have a keychain for my single dorm room key, i acquired a souvenir UGA keychain at the bookstore. naturally, i chose the keychain that had the bottle opener attatched to it. it was as if my guardian beer angel was watching over me. then i noticed that the bottle caps were twist-off. so in the end, it didn't really matter.

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