I know I’m in a good mood when I’m so engrossed in the iPod and fantasies of pole dancing to “Rock DJ” that I totally pass up my house on the walk home from Flightpath.
I hope you had yerself a fantastic Valentine’s Day. Ideally you were able to ignore the event and simply have a “Happy Saturday”. If not, I hope you had a valentine who gave you sweet lovin’ and made you tingle not unpleasantly. If you found yourself drunk and lamenting, I hope someone took pity on you and offered a poke or at least a good make-out session in the bed of their truck.
Me, I took my valentine to Chipotle.
As I paid for our food I said “Happy Valentine’s Day!” to my sweetie and the man behind the counter said, “you’ve got to be kidding me.”
If you ask me, nothing says “yer gonna get laid tonight” better than a big ol’ burrito (with guacamole… gotta have guacamole).
Mmm. I’m hungry.
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