cs315 uses a rediculous online “judge” to determine the correctness of (i.e. grade) our homework assignments. i spent most of last night beating myself over the head because judge jackass kept returning “wrong answer”, even though it worked on my computer. turns out all i was doing wrong was using inline comments, which the judge can’t “handle”. very frustrating.
also frustrating is the recent wealth of new years resolutions clogging the gym. even at 10pm last night i had to wait for an elliptical machine. but there was plenty of room by the weights which is the only place i can’t handle when it’s crowded. i made the mistake of going to greg gym the other day…at 3pm. the first thing i noticed was that superman had put on a couple christmas pounds. then i noticed the crowd; people were scrunched up by the weights trying to fit a curl in. i gave up and rode one of those excercise bikes for 30 minutes, even though i hate them because i always feel like i’m sliding off the seat.
don’t get me wrong, superman is still my personal hero. rumor has it he smells bad, which gives me even more justifaction to admire him from afar.
despite the lameness of my evening, i’m glad to be (ever so slowly) learning java. and it wasn’t all that unpleasant. tea, crumpets, music, a comfy chair, and a warm laptop on my lap sounds like a near ideal way to spend a chilly thursday evening. it would be even more ideal if the laptop were replaced by a lap dance. actually i don’t know about that. no one has ever given me a lap dance before. i’m sure i’d just sit there making sarcastic comments the whole time. if i could eat crumpets and drink tea while i got the lapdance, then maybe i’d sit through it… like a movie. but for now, i’ll just take the laptop, thanks.
must get on with showering, studying, classing, excercising, eating eating eating, writing resumes, finding a job. so many eggs. so many choices. omelette or scrambled? quads or lats? boston or seattle? nicely trimmed or cleaner than a catholic school girl?
what would burt reynolds do?
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