i could have slept all morning. but i didn’t because i slept with my computer (almost as warm as a person) and had a an urge to check my email that was strong enough to wake me up. it was nice, though. i love being a student because it affords me the opportunity to take a slow morning when i feel like it. so i put on my scarf and hat and started things off with a little aimee mann. quiz question: who did Aimee Mann play in the Big Lebowski?
Now that I’ve met you
Would you object to
Never seeing each other again
Cause I can’t afford to
Climb aboard you
No one’s got that much ego to spend
So don’t work your stuff
Because I’ve got troubles enough
No, don’t pick on me
When one act of kindness could be
Deathly
Deathly
Definitely
Cause I’m just a problem
For you to solve and
Watch dissolve in the heat of your charm
But what will you do when
You run it through and
You can’t get me back on the farm
So don’t work your stuff
Because I’ve got troubles enough
No, don’t pick on me
When one act of kindness could be
Deathly
Deathly
Definitely
You’re on your honor
Cause I’m a goner
And you haven’t even begun
So do me a favor
If I should waver
Be my savior
And get out the gun
Just don’t work your stuff
Because I’ve got troubles enough
No, don’t pick on me
When one act of kindness could be
Deathly
Deathly
Definitely
And a little Outkast to go with my tea…
Caroline! Caroline!
All the guys would say she’s mighty fine
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Yeah, now dig this, even though
You’d need a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!
I know you’d like to thank your shit don’t stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like boo-boo
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo
Caroline! See she’s the reason for the word “bitch”
I hope she’s speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch! (Just Playing!)
She needs a golden calculator to divide
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah!
Well she’s got a hotty body, but her attitude is potty
When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty
I said “Would you call me?”
She said “Pardon me, are you ballin’?”
I said “Darling, you sound like a prostitute pursing”
Oh so you’re one them freaks, get geeked at the sight of ATM receipts
But game been peeped, dropping names she’s weak
Trickin’ off this bitch is lost
Must take me for a geek a quick way to eat
A neat place sleep, a rent-a-car for a week, a trick for a treat
Now go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless
Regardless, we don’t want to get involved with no lawyers
And judges just to hold grudges in a courtroom
I wanna see ya support bra not support you!
Better come back down to Mars
Girl, quit chasin’ cars
What happens when the dough get so low
Bitch, you ain’t that fine
No way.. no way.. no way
Crazy bitch
Bitch, stupid ass bitch
Old punk ass bitch, old dumbass bitch
A bitch’s bitch, just a bitch
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