you can’t handle the truth


“Leaks of classified information are bad things.”

ain’t it a bitch when your government secrets get in the boosh of malevolent forces? i think we all need to have a good think about this: what classified information of yours would be detrimental in the hands of the wrong party? if this thought is too daunting to even consider, daydream about being a government spy instead. that would be dope.

i just had the worst morning ever. my wednesday, normally class-free, was tarnished by an emergency 9am meeting of my bioinformatics class. so i woke up at 8am — this in itself sucks all kinds of tootsie roll pops (even the one your mom licked while you weren’t looking). naturally i wake up too late to have a real breakfast — instead i downed a glass of water and 4 ibuprofen. i _did_ have time to get coffee — savior. “class” (where i write you from) has turned into 2 hours of reviewing solutions to a previous homework assignment. pardon me while i toot my own boosh (i think there’s a word for that), but i rocked the last assignment. so i’m bored. and hunger creeps on my empty stomach like the dull ache in my empty sockets. thank al for the internet.

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