Archive for July, 2003

this better not be a trend

where were we? last time i reflected on the weekend. now, with friday just 13 hours away, i just wish i could slow down.

tuesday night i escaped to the crown instead of proctoring an exam. sheri and joel have never had sunshine wheat — inconceivable! but i showed them the way (like that styx song).

wednesday night: made a long overdue trip to Lovejoys for a Newcastle. I drove my scooter, so I couldn’t GET FUCKED UP. so everyone else did instead. funny that. met up with tim later at Nasty’s where he made a panicked beer choice. beer was folllowed by 2 jack & cokes, which was quite possibly followed by inebriation.

or at least that’s how i feel this morning.

when i got back to my place, Ivy, perhaps angry at me for leaving him trapped in my apartment, had spewed all over my favorite jeans. blast!

pet peeve…. I order iced coffee almost daily at the coffee stand in RLM. the past two days, the coffee has sucked all kinds of ass. if they had a comment card, i would write: “dear coffee chefs: when you pour hot coffee on ice, it causes the ice to melt very quickly. one shot of espresso will melt half a cup of ice in about the time it takes to pour the shot itself. therefore, it is necessary to start with a full cup of a ice, so as to have an “iced americano” when you’re through with the procedure. worried about not leaving enough room for the water your supposed to add to an americano? worry no more — when ice melts it turns into water! please inform your employees of this. i would like to avoid having another warm, watered down cup o’ nasty.”

liz phair concert this saturday. i’m looking forward to that. and pizza. but what will my weekend afternoons be without Julio’s enchiladas? a tear. bloop.

it’s like natural spring water, but better

boy. it doesn’t feel like a tuesday. no, it definitely feels like a monday. but i guess that’s ok, because it’s not really monday, and the weekend is even closer than it… seems. despite falling asleep several times during Miller’s Crossing and failing to make pesto, I had what you would call a “fantastic” weekend. slow. steady. mellow. i spent $100 on bras alone. i ate enchiladas. i even played basketball. so plodding through another week feels like such a… shame.

this weekend, tim managed to convince me to take him up on a challenge: no cheese for 90 days starting this saturday (that means Friday is going to be a cheese bomb at the Parlor). i’m actually looking forward to it… my diet for these past few weeks has left me feeling like a hunk of swiss cheese (and looking the part to boot). no more, i say!

well, i’m not really feeling blogtacular at the moment. so i’ll call this one an entry. peace out.

processing…

…. O(10^6) monte carlo runs
…. breakfast migas
…. new haircut
…. pig-sty apartment

this morning, i woke up to hear the sound of pouring rain. that is to say, i woke up to find that Mathematica had ceased functioning on my computer. oh the horror… this means i might actually have to work in my office for a change. (tear.) i think everything’s going to be alright, though. i was running an old pre-release of version 4, and this is a good opportunity for me to both support the company that hosted my favorite job ever as well as upgrade to a snazzier version of my favorite software package ever.

shocker: the campus computer store doesn’t have it.

evocam seems to kill my internyet connection. well, maybe it’s not evocam, but whenever i use, after about an hour, my internyet connection dies and i have to reset my airport. so, no webcam until i can sort that out.

everybody’s workin’ for the weekend.

i’ve had a pretty boring week. lots of work, both school-related and otherwise. i took a break on tuesday night to go to Trudy’s for some vanilla absolut & diet. shocker 2: we sat inside and it was too loud to hear anyone. so we moved the party over the Nasty’s, where vodka tonics catapulted me into the land of severely drunk. minor suffering was had wednesday morning. cure: leftover Julio’s enchiladas.

last night: same ol’. potential mundanity was saved by a trip to punk rock pizza.

new idea for domain name: conjugated.us (thanks tim).

…Transaction Approved.

i spy a monicle

tried out evocam today — click here for joy.

p-card

the word on the street from mike munn: “Africa is really cool and difficult.” he sent me this postcard from Madagascar.

in search of my inner shlomo

making up for lost times.

yeah, that’s what this is all about.

i mean it must be, right? two entries in less than an hour.

or could it be that i have a paper to latex and i’m completely unmotivated to do it? i wish i had a secretary. or my damn iPod … leave it to me to pack my headphones and my power cord, but forget the actual music playing device itself. now i’m left to do mindless tasks in silence.

i could also use a tummy rub.

workside boredom always motivates me to learn about stupid pointless computer crap (hence this very blog). today i got to thinking about my fuck-stick friends who haven’t bought iSights yet. then i started thinking about using the iSight as a webcam and found some software called Evocam that i’m just tickled pink to try out. (See this article on O’Reilly for more details.) So, um, stay tuned for live video of my pussycat. Meow.

In other news, I made some nachos last night. This morning I awoke to discover that I had put the corn chips in the fridge and the cheese in the pantry. So no migas for monica this morning.

Knotted flowliness.

This reminds me… I think I’m going to register a domain name for my website. I was thinking knottedflowliness.com, but I think that’s too long. Any other suggestions? I’d like to avoid direct use of the word “boosh”, but subtle references are welcome (asymmetry.com ?). Hey, knotted.com is for sale. Yeah, I need help. Please, post some suggestions.

Let Them Nip Out Day

It’s been a while since I’ve worked in my office. It’s not so bad… we have a few windows, and an ice machine, and a double-sided printer. But like most buildings during the austin, texas summers, ACES has the A/C pumped up to almost frigid levels. Inevitably, after treking across campus in the 95 heat, once I walk into the building, the cold hits me, and there goes the nipples. My mind starts racing… “Why did I wear such a thin t-shirt?” “Have I taken up a breast-feeding habit without knowing it?” Sometimes I try to discretely warm the front of my chest via the folded arms, or the shoulder scratch, or a mad dash to the bathroom for a “i’m as happy as a little girl” nipple-rub session.

so i’ve decided to do something about this. no, i’m not going to start wearing a padded bra. instead, i’m just going to let my nips fly by the seat of their clamps.

whaddaya say everybody? let’s all celebrate Let Them Nip Out Day!

what’s my age again?


last week there was a webserver emergency. my website disappeared briefly, and then the cgi was BUSTED. now it’s back, and so am i. here’s what you’ve missed…

so it seems that there were a lot of busy parents-to-be during the autumns of the 70s — this july, 6 of my friends celebrate their twenty-something birthdays. happy birthday to Rommel: we’ll always have The Globe. happy birthday to ryan whose late night conversations on the porch and park swings i miss dearly. happy birthday to dan fog-t, whose midwestern style will never go out of fashion. happy birthday to my friend and former roommate, Jiggy Dave Diode, who I’m sure partied like a rock star on the anniversary of his birth. happy birthday to my cuzin chris — kinship!

and happy birthday to me. last week i turned 24, hence losing the privilege of claiming myself to be in my “early-twenties”. this makes me mildly upset, but i confess that i’m quite relieved to have twenty-three behind me (see Blink 182: “nobody likes you when you’re twenty-three”). shit, i can’t even say i liked myself very much that year. there were clumsy moments (that i don’t expect to change), excessive imbibing, and lax academic performance. bad photos. bad karma. and way too much cheese. fortunately, one of my gifts was a book of quotations from the teachings of Buddhadasa Bhikkhu (thank you pater).

those who enjoy physical happiness stuff themselves until sated. those who enjoy spiritual happiness overcome their hunger by controlling the senses until they are extinguished and calm.

strangely enough, this gift came from a man who’s said that eating indian food is the closest he’s ever been to heaven.

so the party line is: i a had a pretty wicked awesome birthday . tim graciously spent his day with me. there was champaign, good food, and way too much wine. many thanks to tim for the iSight. i’m fairly impressed with this thing — the iChatAV-iSight videoconferencing system is pretty sweet, and fairly midless to use (always a good thing). and the image quality is the best i’ve seen in a camera of this kind (see image above). my only hope is that more of my friends get one of these things (Dawid, i hope you’re reading this.

the rest of my weekend was similarly BOSS. i helped tim move into his new place, which has a lot of potential and i’m psyched to see the finished product. pizza. coffee. laundry. beer. my weekend was a healthy balance of productivity and relaxation.

you’d think i’d be pumped for a rockin’ week.

the plan is to bust out my master’s report in record time. but that was the plan last week. monica = failure. so i’m a little stressed out about this. and my apartment is a mess to boot. maybe i’m feeling a little overwhelmed. and i’m trying not to compensate with alcohol. i wonder how that will pan out.

home again home again booshity boosh


sweet relief: i got back in austin on saturday night. and what a joyful reunion it was. enchiladas at julio’s was a must, as was pizza at the parlor. need i mention vast quantities of beer? oh, and prince. the crown must have known i was back in town — they actually played “Dirty Mind”!

that’s what i call a special kind of awesome.

right. so back to life. back to relearning calculus. back to that pesky master’s report. back to the gym and my dreams of steel abs.

back to a life of possibilities.

still, the air in austin is sweltry… and i choke on it everytime. i think i’ll just find a comfy spot and wait it out.

so, i don’t think the uga peeps have the same appreciation for really bad cheese-ball 80s music, but i really wanted to dedicate a song to my new yet suddenly far flung friends. so i’ve chosen a special ballad by Skid Row. thanks for the moments…rye-eeet? cool.


Woke up to the sound of pouring rain
The wind would whisper and I’d think of you
And all the tears you cried, that called my name
And when you needed me I came through

I paint a picture of the days gone by
When love went blind and you would make me see
I’d stare a lifetime into your eyes
So that I knew you were there for me
Time after time you were there for me

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember you
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I’d wanna hear you say - I remember you

We spend the summer with the top rolled down
Wished ever after would be like this
You said I love you babe, without a sound
I said I’d give my life for just one kiss
I’d live for your smile and die for your kiss

Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand
Love letters in the sand - I remember you
Through the sleepless nights and every endless day
I’d wanna hear you say - I remember you

We’ve had our share of hard times
But that’s the price we paid
And through it all we kept the promise that we made
I swear you’ll never be lonely

Woke up to the sound of pouring rain
Washed away a dream of you
But nothing else could ever take you away
‘Cause you’ll always be my dream come true
Oh my darling, I love you

independent boosh

happy fourth of july everyone. here is perhaps one of the greatest lines ever:

anyone can get ass in college. it’s like wandering in a forest blind. eventually you hit a tree.