this morning my coffee and i stumbled upon the blog of an old friend. here i learned more things about this person than i really needed to know. no, my old comrade hadn’t stumbled into s&m or face painting, just overt expression of what must be extremely personal topics. why oh why?? there are only so many carrie bradshaws out there who deserve the right to publically write about the trials and tribulations of their personal lives. i was really disappointed in this chap, who i used to think had it together. but once a person starts posting AIM conversations and mood icons to their page, i’m forced to believe they’ve completely lost it.
then again, maybe i’d feel extreme relief if i revealed some personal details about myself in this forum. maybe i’d get some attention, or at least some cookies (peanut butter, please, with the criss-cross fork indentations). i searched for “depressed blog” on google and found this as inspirado. let’s give this a go…
mood: aphrodisitastic
music: TLC, “Waterfalls”
happy birthday to courtfitz. she turned 24 today! i e-mailed her but she didn’t write me back. i guess she’s too busy picking her patch to worry about her old friend monica. people like that really piss me off. i hope her birthday sucked.
wait a second… i love courtfitz. she’s like sex in courtney form.
attempt 2 at angst: still dealing with the fact that i have no ass. to compensate i ordered a bunch of underwear from victoria secret. now i feel pretty damn sexy. zoiks. need to change my panties again.
damn.
oh well. per phil’s suggestion, i came up with a great promotional toy for myself: a monigotchi, reminiscent of the tamagotchi. remember those? this way, people could carry around a miniature electronic monica on their keychain. responsible owners only please! the monigotchi requires food, spooning, and sponge baths.
oh yeah, iChat AV rocks the box!
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Talk about seeing too much. My daughter-in-law wrote very nasty things about me. I did not know she used such language. I stumbled on her blog. She does not believe that I came across it by mistake. She thinks their personal computer. I was not!! I had been hurt on what she wrote about me and my other son. But, I will not ever convince her. People need to be careful what they are putting out on the internet. Anyone can come across the sites.